Shaman Dreadnought

For the mythical Dreadnought-class Autistic Deity, see Sex Shark.The Shaman Dreadnought was one of two massive warship classes designed by the Memesmiths for the Autisti Shamans to field and utilize in their defense of the dimension of 5CR56-Beta.

A staple of what once was the Shamans' military might, the Dreadnought was commissioned by the Autistoid Councillors several millennia before the Scrungus Emergence Event of 0 BSEE.

Armament
The Shaman Dreadnought was coated in 2-meter-thick layers of specialized nanomeme plating, a highly resilient material capable of withstanding even the highest form of damage; ancient scrolls from the Rebellion indicate the vessel was capable of flying through stars and coming out unscathed.

Dreadnoughts were armed with six class-6 plasmeme bombardment apparatuses, as well as a single class-9 plasmeme focus beam generator mounted on the front of the vehicle. These weapons were powerful enough to make a single Dreadnought a powerful glassing platform, and these weapons could also tear through Memesmith vessels with ease.

Shaman Dreadnoughts also had massive hangar bays, capable of carrying many dropships, vehicles, and troops to be deployed in the case of ground operations.

Operational history
The Shaman Dreadnought was one of two specialized warship designs that were commissioned by the leader of the Autisti Shamans, S'kylacrk. Designed and crafted by the Memesmiths, the Dreadnoughts saw use in various patrol operations on the fringes of the universe, scouring for any sign of Autistic Deities who might happen upon 5CR56-Beta.

When the Autisti Shaman Rebellion broke out, the Shaman Dreadnoughts were fielded in the many genocidal incursions against various Memesmith colony worlds, bombarding and glassing the planets from orbit in S'kylacrk's megalomaniacal campaign. As the insurrection pressed on, Spicoceles eventually hired an anonymous hitman to eliminate S'kylacrk. This assassination proved to be enough of a distraction for the Maker of Memes to infiltrate the Temple of the Grand Shroud, and destroy the Shroud Stone that all Autisti Shamans' life forces were connected to. Spicoceles shattered the Stone, and every single Autisti Shaman left standing soon fell dead. The last Memesmith had quelled the rebellion and saved the universe, at the cost of eliminating the Grand Shroud that protected 5CR56-Beta from the prying eyes of the Outer Autismax. Any remaining Dreadnoughts soon crashed or were left drifting in space as a result.

The design of the Shaman Dreadnought would later come to be repurposed as the Manky Mothership, based on stolen Memesmith blueprints that had been acquired by the Manky Collective.